Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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