im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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