oh god the rape fog is back!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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