How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We have so much sex to catch up on
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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