so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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