How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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