I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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