hotel room ftw
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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