Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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