You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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