He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Of course I have a pirate flag
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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