I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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