he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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