he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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