Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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