White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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