dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How does one acquire holy water?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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