I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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