dude i'm inner monologue high
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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