And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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