hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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