I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
tell me about the fingering
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