You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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