she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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