Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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