I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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