he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We're too hungover to prance.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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