a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
4 words: hood of his car
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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