News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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