How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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