I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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