Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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