And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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