You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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