That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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