Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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