DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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