shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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