Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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