he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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