My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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