For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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