Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I will pee on everything he values.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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