Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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