i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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