I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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