I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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