Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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