I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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