Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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