Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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