I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I need help removing her.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
This house was built for laser tag.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
