Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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